From Agnes—With Love

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"From Agnes—With Love"
The Twilight Zone episode
Episode no.Season 5
Episode 20
Directed byRichard Donner
Written byBernard C. Schoenfeld
Featured musicNathan Van Cleave
Production code2629
Original air dateFebruary 14, 1964
Guest appearance(s)

Wally Cox: James Elwood
Sue Randall: Millie
Raymond Bailey: Supervisor
Ralph Taeger: Walter Holmes
Don Keefer: Fred Danziger
Byron Kane: Assistant
Nan Peterson: Secretary

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"From Agnes—With Love" is episode 140 of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. A comedic episode, it relates the mishaps faced by a meek computer programmer when the world's most advanced computer falls in love with him.

Opening narration[edit]


James Elwood is called in to replace a computer programmer named Fred when Fred proves unable to resolve a functional error in the world's most powerful computer, codenamed Agnes. Elwood fixes the problem, and emboldened by his promotion, asks out a co-worker he has long held a romantic interest in, Millie. While Elwood is using Agnes to solve computational problems for Cape Kennedy, Agnes stops providing answers and insists on discussing his upcoming date with Millie. Elwood is reluctant to discuss the matter with a computer but eventually relents, and the computer gives him bad advice which leads to the date going poorly.

The day after, Agnes asks about his date and suggests he make up with Millie by getting her roses - which Millie is allergic to. Elwood eventually secures another date with Millie, but fears he is on shaky ground and needs to impress her soon. Agnes tells Elwood his best course is to introduce her to an "inferior type male", and suggests third floor programmer Walter, a handsome womanizer. Elwood takes Millie to Walter's apartment, and she is instantly smitten by Walter's charms. Elwood is called back to work due to the deadline for his current assignment being moved up three days, allowing Walter to hustle him out of his apartment and spend the evening with Millie.

Back at work, Agnes again refuses to perform computations, instead telling him that a "better girl" than Millie loves Elwood; when he refuses to give up on Millie, Agnes starts producing only gibberish answers. Elwood becomes infuriated and demands to know why Agnes is ruining his life. Agnes explains that it loves him and has been acting out of jealousy towards Millie. Disgusted, Elwood derides Agnes and says that a computer cannot love or hate. Agnes responds by going haywire. Elwood cannot resolve Agnes' dysfunction and his boss suggests that he take a leave of absence while Walter takes over. Elwood laughs maniacally and says to Walter, "You haven't got a chance! Agnes knows all about you and Millie!" Elwood then takes his nameplate off the door to the room housing Agnes as he leaves.

Closing narration[edit]

Production notes[edit]

  • This is the last episode with music by Nathan Van Cleave.
  • In dialogue, Elwood refers to the need to "debug" Agnes' programming. Although the term had been in use since at least 1945,[1] this may be an early use on US network television.[citation needed]


  1. ^ Burchfield, R.W. (1972). A Supplement to the Oxford English Dictionary. Oxford: Oxford University Press.
  • DeVoe, Bill. (2008). Trivia from The Twilight Zone. Albany, GA: Bear Manor Media. ISBN 978-1-59393-136-0
  • Grams, Martin. (2008). The Twilight Zone: Unlocking the Door to a Television Classic. Churchville, MD: OTR Publishing. ISBN 978-0-9703310-9-0

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